Gotta watch out for the Liberal Chicken Littles. Those are the ones that cry "The Sky Is Falling!" until they get a Democrat elected. After that, the sky actually does start to fall, and you don't hear a peep out of the Liberal Chicken Littles. Same happens for both parties, its the toxic byproduct of party loyalty.

Government has solved the age old dilemma of the alchemists. In order to turn lead into gold, just add blood.