I'll be the first to test the news thread out with a good article that's about 3 weeks old.

Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere,
Nor any drop to drink.

- The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Samuel Coleridge, 1798

Article:
http://justgetthere.us/blog/archives/Water,-Water-Everywhere-But-Not-a-S...