Ron Paul the 1 trick pony with no imagination - Dont Squeeze the Charmin
Hey is me neo NeoDaCon vote for the top teer
you paulies are alwyas sayin ron paul this and ron paul that: but im here to tell you that he aint all that. ron paul is ah 1 trick poney
he doesnt have any imagination at all {but the top teer} now they have imagination
mccain will protect us from climate change "thats imagination" // whats ron paul come up with for the environment...the constitution? go get toilet paper if yer constituted!! ron paul hes ah 1 trick pony
mccian wants to help us wit gettin protected from the terriorests by winning the war in iraq and staying there for 100 years "thats imaginatoin" nobody thought of that but him!!! whats ron paul come up with for the iraq an afganastani? once again...the constituted? ron paul hes ah 1 trik pony
mccaine wants to get some smart people at the super bank and my favorite bank "the federal reserve" with 12 locations nationweyed - to help get us more sunshine by using the "experts" to make some good economic policees "thats imagination"!! whats ron paul come up with for the economy? ...the constituted? ron paul hes ah 1 trick pony
even obama came up wit the idea of changing things ... just listin to his slogan (we are change) 1nce again "thats imagination"!! whats ron paul come up with for the that? ...the constituted? ron paul hes ah 1 trik pony
just look at the MSM they know that people like people with imaginations...how else are they gonna sell advertising? if they put boring people like the 1 trick pony ron paul on there tv shows all the time nobodies gonna watch WHY? becasue he always says the same thing and thats no fun...even his book revolution manefesto is boring/ i know cuz i had my guy Veto read it to me and i fell asleep
just think...do you want america to be safe with the imagination candidates? or do you want it to be boring with the 1 trick pony candidate? think about it paulies....constituted? fahgetabouit Dont Squeeze the Charmin
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Such a silly article. Obviously it's political satire. Why would a NeoCon be on this website anyways? I love how each paragraph is written like song lyrics. Good job sir.
Pure satire! Relax fellow Paulites, and temper thyself, lest we be judged as "quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand" (thanks Geddy, Alex and Neal..........wonder whom among us will recognize which band I lifted these lyrics from and which song). Remember, remember, what takes place in November.....I can't wait to cast my vote for Dr. Paul! Sorry for the ugly Kharma balls wrongly cast in your direction NeoDaCon :) REAL Paulites make friends, NOT enemies :) (personally, I LOVED the gross grammer/spelling ;) ) Peace out y'all
the Charmin. Indeed.
The original 'article' was a bit messed up, but the ensuing discussion combined with the article is hilarious! In a sort of dumb and dumber way... :)
a weak attempt at humor really does miss it at every level doesn't it?
Good lord man, is your keyboard broken? It doesn't matter who or what you're writing about, but you at least owe us the decency of using spell check.
hey is me neo NeoDaCon vote for the top teer
thats the best you paulies can do is talk about speling this and gramer that?
is obvius you cant handle the issues and the truth about your guy is not as good as my guy
is ok just vote for my guy and fahgetaboutit
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Since NeoCon started posting his grammar has dropped to unfunny levels. People don't consistently misspell everything. And no one says "ah" instead of "a". If NeoCon wants to stay funny and have people actually read what he has to say he might consider toning it down a bit. We make fun of Neoconservatives because of their idiotic logic and the way they hurt our country not because of their grammar.
Probably since so many people ask why he is featured.
it was an attempt at a self imposed btm member relocation program. highly secretive. but you just had to go and blow my cover! on the first day of my brand new online life, no less. ;)
. . . that follows you around on every post. R
Needs glasses and a false nose to truly hide his character.
For newcomers (or those still in doubt), NeoDaCon and our resident goddess Nemesis are here to add some humor. Ron Paul said: "Have Fun!"-- and indeed we will. R
when will they start being funny? :)
. . . funny, that is? lol. btw what happened to swarelis? He die? R
I wonder how the article got to the place of 'featured' just based on it grammatical difficulties. How does an article make it to 'Featured' and do we really want any articles there? This one reads like a poorly constructed blog.
Kind of like Mark Anthony's speach to the Romans, "Brutus is an honorable man...", but in reverse.
Granted not Shakespeare's grammer though. Might have to work on the grammer...
hey is me neo NeoDaCon vote for the top tear
you pauiles right like ah 1 trick poney
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